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77+ Funny Fifa Names For Ultimate Sport Lovers

01 Aug 2023 95

Selecting funny FIFA names is a fun activity for the fans.

Dukes of Hazard, Pique Blinders, and Blink 1 eto'o are some of the popular name choices. Fans are free to select any names that they can think of.

If you need some interesting name ideas based on pop culture like 'Game of Stones', then here are some funny FIFA names.

77+ Funny Fifa Names For Ultimate Sport Lovers

Kouyate Kid and Lads on Toure is a hilarious name. Kouyate Kid and Lads on Toure certainly deserve your attention.

Kroos Control is a name that hits too close to home. Kroos Control is not even funny at this point!

Can’t Cutch This is a great choice for a name if your team has players with mad pace ratings.

Net-Results is a pleasant name for a club as well.

Krul Bat Attitudes is a nice name as well. It's actually quite silly so that people won't forget about it.

Lady Yaya is a rather dangerous name. Lady Yaya can be a great choice for a FIFA team.

Sky’s the Limit is a great name considering how the others are on this list. This one is really decent.

I’d Hit That, is a funny name.

Pjanic at the Isco is another hilarious name and it's quite punny for us music lovers as well. Pjanic at the Isco is a great choice.

Giroud Let The Dogs Out, you read that in the exact tune as the song goes, didn't you?

To Kill a Rocking Serve is quite the punny name.

Leave My Alona is probably how Neymar felt after Messi joined PSG. Jokes apart, Leave My Alona is a good name as well.

HGV Eindhoven is a great name and one of the few names on this list that actually does sound like a club name.

Sheffield Thursday is a funny name. Sheffield Thursday is one of the funny squad names.

Zarate Kid is a nice name for sure. Zarate Kid is the ultimate team name.

Vanilla Weiss is another sweet and funny name.

Special K’s is better than your first kiss!

Delph Safety is a great name choice. Compare Delph Safety and Dirty Sanchez before you decide.

The Dirty Sanchez, they did Alexis Sanchez dirty here.

Mean Goals is definitely a funny name and more so during an intense match with time pressure on it. Mean Goals can be one of the fun team names.

Egg Fried is a truly fascinating name.

No F in Chance is a funny name and more so when you're matched with a strong opponent.

No Punt Intended is quite the ironic name considering how it's the epitome of the lamest pun ever!

Uganda Army is a good name for an Ugandan team.

The Ninja Skrtels is another funny name. If there is something better than Ninja Turtles then it's Ninja Skrtels.

Show Me Da Reus Krispies is a pleasant name. Show Me Da Reus Krispies is a fun name choice.

Multiple Scorgasms is quite an eye-catching name,

I’ll Take That Quarterback is a great name as well.

Dukes of Hazard is a good name, and what can be better than Dukes of Hazard?

Shooting Stars is a great name for the team as well. Rather than being funny, it's quite decent.

Puncheon Judy is a nice name that has quite the ring to it. It's quite unique as well.

Crass Interference is a nice name.

Spartack Costco is another punny name and actually quite the lame one and on top of that, it is funny.

For Fuchs Ake is similar to the name we read earlier but there is a slight difference.

Rocky & Wolfswinkel is a really cool name, to be honest.

Sons of Pitches is another great name. Sons of Pitches is actually good for asserting that dominance on the pitch.

Real Sosobad is a great name. Real Sosobad is one of the funniest team names.

One Hit Wonders is a great name for the club. In all honesty, it does sound great too.

Krul Bayer Neverlusen is another motivational name with its own twist of funny.

Little Bony Bacuna Matata, is one of the ultimate squad names. Little Bony Bacuna Matata is an interesting choice as the name Little Bony Bacuna Matata sounds great.

50 Shades of Given, the more you'll be diving into this list, the crazier the names might get.

What Gattuso Mad is a funny name, especially when you've won the match and it's triggered the opponent.

Martial Law is quite the hilarious name. Martial Law can be an interesting choice for your team.

Fake Madrid, is an interesting pun for a name.

Thomas Müller Corner, now this is a great name! What can be better than subliminal corners from Thomas Müller?

Pitch Please is a very sassy name considering it's a football club name.

Baines on Toast is a nice name as well. Baines on Toast is quite simple and easy on top of that.

Balotele Tubbies is an absolutely hilarious name.

Wijnaldum Leviosa because it's not leviosa… it's LEVIOSA!

Dyslexia United is a name no one would expect. Dyslexia United is a great name, especially on a football pitch!

Real Hazard, is a deep-meaning name for a team.

Dyslexia Untied is surely a comical name. Dyslexia Untied is an interesting choice.

Easier Said Than Run, because yeah, all sports fans should learn that it's easier said than running behind a ball for 90 mins on a pitch.

Neighmar is quite the ironic name considering how it's the epitome of the lamest pun ever!

Boca Seniors Giroud Sandstorm is a good name too. Boca Seniors Giroud Sandstorm surely deserves your attention.

Master Batters has a certain ring to the name. It's quite a simple name to pronounce.

West Ham Tea Busquets, just one question, Why? Well, West Ham Tea Busquets is a fun name choice.

We Will Block You is a great name for the team but imagine if a team with this name really exists, somewhere!

Tekkerslovakia is a funny and unique name. It is quite the tongue twister to pronounce, but that is one of the reasons people will keep this in their mind.

Going Toulouse is a nice name as well.

Real Betis Hotpot is a great name as well and another few of the names that sounds like a real club name.

Enter Shaqiri is quite a pleasant name. Enter Shaqiri is one of the funniest team names.

McPudlians is another great name that is quite legible to be a team name instead of being outright brazen!

Fielder of Dreams, are you lost? Well, nothing to be dejected about because you still have your dreams to chase!

Krul And The Gang is a cold name. When Krul and the gang pull up on the pitch, everyone else leaves!

Touch Some Grass is quite the funny name but it might trigger some people as well which makes it even funnier.

Turkish De Ligt is one of the interesting team names. Turkish De Ligt is a popular choice.

Fake Madrid, is a great name choice.

No Kane, No Gain is a hilarious name, especially if your team doesn't have Kane.

Unreal Madrid is another great name that'll make you crack a few laughs. Unreal Madrid could be a great choice for your team name.

Major League Clowns is quite the self-deprecating name but look at the bright side, at least it's funny.

Men Behaving Chadli, well it sure may not be easy, but at least, it's Men Behaving Chadli is not impossible.

The Drogs Ballacks is a simple and easy-to-remember name.

Lord Of The Ings is of course another funny name on this list. Lord Of The Ings should definitely be a choice!

Pique Blinders is a hilarious name as well. These punny names never get old!

Juans the Mata will surely crack up your opponent into a peal of laughter.

Game Of Stones is a pun on the popular TV show 'Game Of Thrones'. Not the best name, but Game of Stones can be a good option for a team name.

Part Vole is an interesting name choice. Do think about Part Vole before you decide.

Basic Pitches is quite the…basic name (pun unintended).

Crouch Potato is definitely not a very football club-ish name.

Kingslayers XI is actually a really good name, we're not going to lie.

Ctrl Alt De Laet is quite the funny name and punny as well. Ctrl Alt De Laet is one of the funniest team names.

Cereal Killers, is a fun name choice. Cereal Killers can be the name for you.

Planet Volleywood is a nice and creative name for sure. It has a mainstream vibe in it which is ideal for impressing their fans.

Mission Unblock-able is a great name and is quite motivational for the team!

FC Copenbadly is a hilarious name. FC Copenbadly is an ultimate team name.

Never Wok Alone is one of the funny squad names.