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Forever Geeky Names

Some baby names just seem irredeemably geeky, on a permanent no list for the modern child. The baby names here qualify for now — though we've learned in the world of baby naming, to paraphrase Heidi Klum, one day you're out, and the next day you may be very very in.

While all of these names sit outside the realm of fashion, some have their geekiness enhanced by a connection to a particularly dorky character from pop culture. Among them, Elmer, Velma, Cletus, Barney, Dwight, Kermit, Dilbert, and Waldo.

You can give one of these names to your child…if you dare. Will they be lost to time or eventually make a comeback? We’re betting on the former. These are our picks for the geekiest, dorkiest, absolute-nerdiest names around.

Forever Geeky Names

Bertha

Meaning: bright, glorious

Origin:German
1108
Fannie

Meaning: from France; free man

Origin:Spelling variation of Fanny, diminutive of Frances
4294
Waldo

Meaning: to rule

Origin:German, pet form of names such as Waldemar
2649
Wilbur

Meaning: resolute, brilliant

Origin:German
209
Gomer

Meaning: to complete

Origin:Hebrew
1525
Maynard

Meaning: hardy, brave, strong

Origin:German
2175
Gaylord

Meaning: brisk, high-spirited

Origin:French
1292
Hyman

Meaning: life

Origin:Anglicized variation of Chaim
2606
Elwood

Meaning: elder tree forest

Origin:English
1009
Horace

Meaning: timekeeper

Origin:Latin clan name
1158
Virgil

Meaning: staff bearer

Origin:Latin
780
Clarence

Meaning: bright

Origin:Latin
842
Hiram

Meaning: brother of the exalted one

Origin:Hebrew
875
Bertram

Meaning: bright raven

Origin:German
1602
Mortimer

Meaning: dead sea

Origin:English
675
Orville

Meaning: gold town

Origin:French
2275
Arnold

Meaning: ruler, strong as an eagle

Origin:English from German
1175
Dorcas

Meaning: doe, gazelle

Origin:Greek
792
Elmira

Meaning: noblewoman

Origin:English
3219
Ernestine Ernestine is primarily a feminine name havin...
Origin:Feminine variation of Ernest
3849